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We are a female health inspector named Barry, and we make sure everyone is safe and healthy. With extreme prejudice. We caught this guy smoking, and we dropkicked him off the roof yelling, "HEALTH AND SAFETY MOTHERFUCKER!" We basically kill everyone who has bad health or safety habits whenever we can. We were a member of the Underground because we can't leave the US. We took refuge at their apartment and burned the Bureau of Health and Safety down (not very safe and healthy now, are you), then the base got raided. We raided the armory, grabbed a car, and drove to the outskirts to look for a new base. We arrived at a warehouse, and tried to open it but our computer door-unlocker we stole off a dead cop registers as DECEASED now. We got shot at by two cops and took them down, and one of them shot the lock and opened the door. Warehouse contains 6 boxes. Then we put a grenade in John's hand (minus pin), drove away, got shot in the face and blacked out. We woke up in a ditch, and a shadowy figure killed a guard for us. Then he died, and we took his stuff, crawled our way to a farm, and killed a family.

 

Inventory:

Walther P99QA (12 shots), Police Baton, Silenced Glock S9 (10 shots), Combat Knife

Wearing:

Black Stealth Suit

 

We are a female health inspector named Barry, and we make sure everyone is safe and healthy. With extreme prejudice. We caught this guy smoking, and we dropkicked him off the roof yelling, "HEALTH AND SAFETY MOTHERFUCKER!" We basically kill everyone who has bad health or safety habits whenever we can. We were a member of the Underground because we can't leave the US. We took refuge at their apartment and burned the Bureau of Health and Safety down (not very safe and healthy now, are you), then the base got raided. We raided the armory, grabbed a car, and drove to the outskirts to look for a new base. We arrived at a warehouse, and tried to open it but our computer door-unlocker we stole off a dead cop registers as DECEASED now. We got shot at by two cops and took them down, and one of them shot the lock and opened the door. Warehouse contains 6 boxes.

 

Inventory:

Men's Clothes, Walther P99QA (2 shots), Health Inspector ID, Police ID, Police Badge, Taser Gun, Police Baton x2, Pencil, Fire Extinguisher (dressed up like a dog), Map, Computer, Phone, Molotov Cocktail, 3 magazines (12 shots each), Rag, Bottle of Chloroform, Half-Full Syringe (sedatives)

In Bags: Rocket Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Submachine Gun, AK47, Grenade x13, M67 grenade launcher, M67 ammo x18, Rockets x4, Sniper ammo x10, Submachine ammo x974

Wearing:

Advanced Riot Gear

Important Characters:

 

We are a female health inspector named Barry, and we make sure everyone is safe and healthy. With extreme prejudice. We caught this guy smoking, and we dropkicked him off the roof yelling, "HEALTH AND SAFETY MOTHERFUCKER!" We basically kill everyone who has bad health or safety habits whenever we can. We were a member of the Underground because we can't leave the US. We took refuge at their apartment and burned the Bureau of Health and Safety down (not very safe and healthy now, are you), then the base got raided. We raided the armory, grabbed a car, and drove to the outskirts to look for a new base. We arrived at a warehouse, and tried to open it but our computer door-unlocker we stole off a dead cop registers as DECEASED now. We got shot at by two cops and took them down, and one of them shot the lock and opened the door. Warehouse contains 6 boxes.

 

Inventory:

Men's Clothes, Walther P99QA (2 shots), Health Inspector ID, Police ID, Police Badge, Taser Gun, Police Baton x2, Pencil, Fire Extinguisher (dressed up like a dog), Map, Computer, Phone, Molotov Cocktail, 3 magazines (12 shots each), Rag, Bottle of Chloroform, Half-Full Syringe (sedatives)

In Bags: Rocket Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Submachine Gun, AK47, Grenade x13, M67 grenade launcher, M67 ammo x18, Rockets x4, Sniper ammo x10, Submachine ammo x974

Wearing:

Advanced Riot Gear

Important Characters:

 

We are a female health inspector named Barry, and we make sure everyone is safe and healthy. With extreme prejudice. We caught this guy smoking, and we dropkicked him off the roof yelling, "HEALTH AND SAFETY MOTHERFUCKER!" We basically kill everyone who has bad health or safety habits whenever we can. We're also now a member of the Underground because we can't leave the US.

 

Inventory:

Armor, Walther P99QA, Health Inspector ID, Police ID, Police Badge,Taser Gun, Police Baton x2, Pencil, Fire Extinguisher (dressed up like a dog)

Wearing:

Men's Clothes

Important Characters:

John (the smoker above, we broke him out of the hospital because we realized they're all infested with MRSA)